awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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