we're blogging at a bar
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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