Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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