matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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