Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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