i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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