Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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