awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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