i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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