it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
