Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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