Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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