Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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