Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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