Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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