spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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