Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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