Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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