So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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