Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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