I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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