arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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