Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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