do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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