Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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