We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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