I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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