I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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