Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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