Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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