Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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