I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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