Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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