dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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