How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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