Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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