you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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