Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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