Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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