Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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