my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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