I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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