Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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