If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
17 year olds will be the death of me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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