weddingsv make me drug and hornr
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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