I smell stomach acid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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