he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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