Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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