it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your penis caused this!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
