Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
